• Large outdoor inflatable theater screen.
  • Temporary tattoo device
  • DIY fortune cookie kit
  • The Gillette heated razor.
  • Large Inflatable hot tub with jets
  • Canon smartphone compact printer
  • Fire breathing dragon lamp nightlight

Blood-Stained Bath Hand Towel

Horror aficionados, never has drying your hands been so much fun! This blood-stained bath hand towel adds a touch of psychopathic class to any bathroom.

$9.10

Horror aficionados, never has drying your hands been so much fun! This blood-stained hand towel adds a touch of psychopathic class to any bathroom. Make a great first impression on your guests – they’ll never want, or be allowed, to leave. Imagine the rumors.

  • Lester’s Fixing Outrageous Wild Crazy Flavored Soda

    Lester’s Fixins Outrageous Wild Crazy Unique Flavor Soda Sampler Pack. Pour me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Yep, these Made in the USA sodas are like food in a bottle.

    $30

  • Have Some Pie on This PI-Shaped Bench

    This sleek pi-shaped bench is made from teak wood, which means it’s water proof. Jazz up your living room, classroom or office with this cool, artistic piece of furniture.

    $230

    via Amazon

  • Schwinn Day Tripper Cargo Trailer

    This Schwinn Day Tripper Cargo trailer is lightweight, packable, and is designed to be towed by your pedaling power. Fold it up and put it away when you are done. Load it and hit the trail.

    $98

    via Amazon

  • Nixon Men’s Rotolog Watch

    Nixon Men’s Rotolog Watch is certainly the watch of the future. Already worn by athletes and celebrities, this water-proof watch is priced for anyone’s budget.

    $236

    via Amazon

  • Roasted Crickets in a Resealable Bag. Born, Bred, Cooked in the USA!

    Roasted Crickets (1/2 lb.) resealable bag. Raised and made in Portland, OR. Want alternative protein, amino acids, and B12 sources? These will do it, and you won’t even hear them chirp.

    $25

  • YETI Wall-Mounted Bottle Opener

    The Yeti and bottle openers have always had one thing in common – they are impossible to find when you’re looking for them. No longer! This abominably sturdy Yeti wall-mounted bottle opener will be there when you need it. Go wild.

    $19.99

    via Amazon

  • Realistic Looking Zombie Cookie Jar

    For the Zombie lovers in your family, see how long the cookies will last in this cookie jar.

    $40

    via Amazon

  • WTF Is My Password

    WTF Is My Password. This 160-page internet password logbook is the perfect gag gift for the one in your life who cannot remember their passwords. Please note that you may have to help them remember where they hid this book.

    $6