5tep up and take two shots – from your 50 caliber shot glasses. This set of two glasses holds 2 ounces each. Believe it or not, they are made of ceramic.

In the days of hands-free everything, why not a hands-free umbrella? Perfect for fishing, gardening, walking dogs, or just having a drink while grilling. It has a 36″ diameter and folds.

White teak wood round accent table for living room or bedroom. Unique and cool. No these are not cigarettes.

Glowbowl Motion Activated Toilet nightlight. Select from 7 LED colors with just the press of a button. Fits all toilets. Makes it so easy a man could do it.

Chop Sabers Chop Sticks are compact enough to carry in your pocket or purse, and cool enough to use in public. Be the light…er, life….of the party.

Patriotic Gnome Décor available for all of your patriotic holidays. Made using high-quality material, the handmade plush gnomes have a soft felt plush nose and white fibre hat. The small gnome is filled with sand at the bottom to add weight, making it suitable to be placed nicely on any flat surface.

Kitchen Gizmo Strap-N-Strain Clip-On Collander. This nifty little thing will fit any of your pots and converts them into a collander. Easy to use. Dishwasher safe. Saves space.

Go the F— to Sleep is a hilarious mock children’s tale that is definitely for adults only as it takes you on an expletive-filled journey through getting your little one to shut the hell up and pass out.  Get your little one to sleep, then read yourself to sleep with your very own bedtime book.