Twister Pod 4 ft. x 6 ft. Tornado Storm Shelter. No, this isn’t a port-a-potty, unless you are in it during a storm and get the shit scared out of you.

When you need someone to listen, but aren’t ready for questions, this Plush “Silent” Pillow will make a great companion for those difficult times.  He is large enough to lean on, but quiet enough to listen.  All hugs are free and without judgement.

LingTing Kalimba 17 keys Thumb Piano for kids and adults. This kalimba is a real musical instrument that will amaze you! It’s also handmade from quality components.

A witty coffee mug for the prankster in your family. Coffee makes many do it, so watch out for the kiss.

A penny for your thoughts? Well, this bank will give you a fart for your coins! This is a great gag gift for the ass on your list.

Just in case your wife gets sick for a few days, or a nation’s leader truly hits the wrong button.  Or just, just in case…..This emergency 30-day pantry pack food storage tote would even help get rid of the guests who arrive unexpectedly around meal time.

This 30-day supply MREs is a good start to keeping on the calories.

People will stop and stare when they see this thing sitting on your desk! Industrial, Contemporary, and plumbing all rolled into one very cool lamp.

The classic NES is back with 30 pre-loaded games. This little box is about the size of the palm of a hand. Grab a friend and relive the 80’s without having to find the correct cartridge.