Cowboys and dominatrices rejoice – finally your wild boot collection can be tamed! The Boot Butler Boot Rack hangs from your clothes rail and can hold 5 pairs of boots.  The boots keep their shape, and using the Boot Butler frees up closet space.  This should make you kick your heels together…unless they are already hanging.

No Soliciting Sign. Large, funny, and all-inclusive. Great for your home or office.

Subtle Butt Reuseable Gas Neutralizers will take care of smelly gas. Stick one in your pants and go have fun at the chili cookoff.

Pop-up Fire Pit. This portable firepit weighs only 8 pounds and is ready to use in 60 seconds. If you think that’s fast, it cools down in 90 seconds and can be put back in its bag. Use it tailgating, backyard, beach and camping. This thing is cool….or hot!

2.2L Water Filled Dumbell. Portable, easy to pack, for a workout where ever you may be. This eco-friendly water jug will give you a little over 5 pounds of weight to lift, and then 2 liters of water to drink afterwards.

Parents of picky eaters – we’ve got your back. You Have to F*cking Eat! is an adult-only novelty story that uses comedy and a healthy dose of profanity to ease your frustrations when your kid won’t eat anything but cereal or mashed potatoes.  Appease your child one more time, while you enjoy a fun read that will pick you up.

USB Powered Micro Refrigerator keeps your beverage cold anywhere you have access to a USB port. Yep, this micro refrigerator will work in your car, at your desk, or anywhere else you have USB access.

A penny for your thoughts? Well, this bank will give you a fart for your coins! This is a great gag gift for the ass on your list.