Ask-hole. Is your office filled with people who constantly ask your opinion, but still do it their way? Yet, we have to help them, or they will think we are ass-holes.

We don’t skinny dip we chunky dunk sign for your pool area. Also, would be good for decorating your lakefront home or even a garage.

These photos will certainly have people talking at your Halloween party as the eyes track them around the room.  Frames included.

There are times when only wine will suffice. For such times, no ordinary coaster can accompany your large glass of ‘medicine’.  The Vino Please Set of 4 Wine Coasters not only get bonus points for being natural and biodegradable for all Earth lovers, they give you something to read while you are sipping. Be careful not spill your drink while sipping and reading.

This Rattan-Style outdoor cooler table includes all the items on your checklist.  Cocktail table?  Check! Drink cooler?  Check!  Sturdy Rattan construction?  Check!  You may have to sit on top of it to keep your friends’ hands off of the cold drinks!

A hand-blown glass carafe with oak stopper makes a statement when you pour water or wine.   Enjoy your wine, but don’t let the round stopper get away from you!  Certainly, do not try to serve it on a ping pong table.

Cut through pizza like an Olympic cyclist through city center gridlocks with this bicycle pizza cutter. Both of its stainless steel wheels cut through even the thickest crust, and it even comes with a kickstand for proud display in your kitchen.   Horn and basket sold separately!

Throw a match in the firepit and grab your cooler while you and friends watch the big game on this massive projector screen.  It stores away nicely in a bag when not in use.