This dual breakfast sandwich maker is perfect for knocking out breakfast for two at one time. Or maybe you just can’t decide which kind of sandwich you want, so you make one of each?

This 14-in-1 Solar Robot should get your wheels turning.  Engineering, solar power, multiple formations, and it MOVES! It doesn’t get any better than this.

This bolt action pen is as cool as a pen can get.  It has a snazzy mechanical feel and a sleek bolt action that “loads” it.  Write slowly so you can show it off, but you will want to conceal it afterwards.

Nothing says, “I am ready to party,” like this “It’s on, motherfuckers!” wall mounted bottle opener.  Is your house vibe more frat party than dinner party? Then this is the bottle opener for you.

Bestway 60022E SaluSpa Hawaii 71-Inch x 26-Inch 6 Person Outdoor Inflatable Hot Tub Spa with Air Jets, Pump, 2 Filter Cartridges, and Tub Cover. It’s portable, convenient, and warm for these cold nights.

Call off the search!  You have finally found the perfect outdoor wicker daybed and ottoman.  Ok, so you may not have realized that’s what your life has been missing, but this rattan weave two piece is a great outdoor set. Plus, the colors have edgy names like Espresso, Peridot, and Mocha.  Pick a color that matches your indoor paint because you might want to sleep on this baby indoors.

Go the F— to Sleep is a hilarious mock children’s tale that is definitely for adults only as it takes you on an expletive-filled journey through getting your little one to shut the hell up and pass out.  Get your little one to sleep, then read yourself to sleep with your very own bedtime book.

LED and Solar Powered Wind chmes. It spins, changes colors, charges itself, sounds good, and makes your patio romantic.