Roasted Crickets (1/2 lb.) resealable bag. Raised and made in Portland, OR. Want alternative protein, amino acids, and B12 sources? These will do it, and you won’t even hear them chirp.

This outdoor living kit can be used a studio cabin, garden house, or even a guest house. Two adults can easily assemble it in 8 hours, and it can be assembled as a mirror image to this pic.

Watch out old Beanie Baby collectors, there is a new doll on the market.  This plush domo devil doll is stuffed for wicked fun, collecting, and just sitting on your desk as a stress reducer.  The horny little guy is only 6″ tall, but manages to make pitch forks look cute.  That is a hell of a feat by itself.

72-hour survival kit. This disaster prepardness kit will sustain two people for three days. It is a must-have for hikers, campers, travelers, and anyone else who wants to be prepared.

2.2L Water Filled Dumbell. Portable, easy to pack, for a workout where ever you may be. This eco-friendly water jug will give you a little over 5 pounds of weight to lift, and then 2 liters of water to drink afterwards.

This RDX 4-6 Persons Hemlock Wooden Barrel Sauna utilizes a Harvia Sauna Electrical Heater and Sauna Stove for simplicity, yet comfort. Be sure to set it up properly – you wouldn’t want a time of relaxation to be interrupted by rolling down a hill.

Ask-hole. Is your office filled with people who constantly ask your opinion, but still do it their way? Yet, we have to help them, or they will think we are ass-holes.

Don’t venture into the great outdoors without the world’s toughest ultralight survival tent! This reusable windproof and waterproof shelter is made from a tear-resistant, extra-thick HeatFlex Mylar that reflects heat outward or inward – making it ideal for both hot and cold climates.