In the days of hands-free everything, why not a hands-free umbrella? Perfect for fishing, gardening, walking dogs, or just having a drink while grilling. It has a 36″ diameter and folds.

A door mat for the neighbor that always seems to ring the bell at the wrong time. Use this mat and see what happens. Or better yet, set it out before the ex arrives.

Go the F— to Sleep is a hilarious mock children’s tale that is definitely for adults only as it takes you on an expletive-filled journey through getting your little one to shut the hell up and pass out.  Get your little one to sleep, then read yourself to sleep with your very own bedtime book.

This bolt action pen is as cool as a pen can get.  It has a snazzy mechanical feel and a sleek bolt action that “loads” it.  Write slowly so you can show it off, but you will want to conceal it afterwards.

The Hot Stuff Gnome will draw attention to any porch, patio, garden, or favorite sitting space.  Watch out for this little fellow!  While most gnomes are unpleasant to the eyes, this little guy might just charm his way into your heart.

White velvet sheep ottoman. It won’t move and you can’t clip its wool, but you can look at it, sit on it, or put your feet on it without it running away.

This Leonardo da Vinci Catapult Kit will provide hours of fun and education to modelers and history lovers. An extra pair of safety glasses nearby might be a good idea.

Morning Recovery Patent-Pending Hangover Prevention. Have a drink of one of these before your first alcohol drink, or in the middle of drinking, or right before you go to bed. The alcohol metabolizing enzymes detox the liver more quickly, which allows you to feel better faster.