Nothing says, “I am ready to party,” like this “It’s on, motherfuckers!” wall mounted bottle opener.  Is your house vibe more frat party than dinner party? Then this is the bottle opener for you.

Want to serenade your neighbors for love or war?  The Gammon Percussion Full-Size 5-piece drum set will keep them on their toes.  With five drums, cymbals, sticks, and even a stool, it has everything you need to annoy the hell out of Dave and Susie next door.  Or if you feel energetic, you can start your own rock band.

EasyGoProducts Big Bad Barrel Pit Charcoal Barbeque 5 in 1 Can be Used as a Smoker Grill BBQ, Pizza Oven, Table & Fire Pit. Vertical cooking is the most efficient as well as easy way of smoking meat.

Glow-In-The-Dark Beer Pong Set. Set includes everything needed to play – 12 green cups, 12 blue cups, glowing balls and charger – except the brew.

Meet Vince, the cardboard skull. Have fun putting this model together, which is made from recycled cardboard. Brain and eyes are not included.

Unfu*k Yourself is a motivational book that helps you bypass all the excuses and opinions and others that may stop you from enjoying life to its fullest. Remove the road blocks and be successful.

The Amazon Echo is your personal assistant when you do not have one.  Play music. Order Pizza.  Call a friend.  All of this, while never leaving the sofa or using your telephone.  Don’t you wish work were this easy?

Donald Trump Chia Pet. You will like this so much, you will want to tweet about it every day.