A must read book for parents, Toddlers are A-holes: It’s Not Your Fault, is a laugh out loud guide that reminds us that our little angels go through a period of being the most annoying creatures on the planet. Laugh your way through it and try not to cry.  Most of all, don’t make your little one cry while you are laughing out loud.  Because remember: sometimes they are a-holes.

Twister Pod 4 ft. x 6 ft. Tornado Storm Shelter. No, this isn’t a port-a-potty, unless you are in it during a storm and get the shit scared out of you.

Just follow this cool Old Diner-Style Kitchen Sign and see what awaits at the dining table. If it happens to be good, too, then it is a win-win for everyone. Except the cook, who is probably tired of feeding everyone.

USB Powered Micro Refrigerator keeps your beverage cold anywhere you have access to a USB port. Yep, this micro refrigerator will work in your car, at your desk, or anywhere else you have USB access.

Go the F— to Sleep is a hilarious mock children’s tale that is definitely for adults only as it takes you on an expletive-filled journey through getting your little one to shut the hell up and pass out.  Get your little one to sleep, then read yourself to sleep with your very own bedtime book.

Biker Life USA You Would Be Loud Too T-Shirt. Biker enthusiast t-shirt with confident message. Have you ever really thought about how loud you might be? I haven’t either.

Wonder Machines Slow Dance Frame. If you want to give something unique, this is it. Give the phenomenon called persistence of vision to your valentine. Add a feather, leaf, flower, or anything else that will fit, and watch it dance in very slow motion within this frame.

So your game is smoking hot – what about your better half?  This steam-powered gaming cabinet would add a bit of mysticism to your game playing.   Imagine playing Madden NFL- not only is Tom Brady throwing with a hot hand, but the console is smoking, too!