I hate cats and this one already looks pissed off sitting in his Cowboy Kitty Cat Clothes. Maybe your cat will look a little cuter in it.

A witty coffee mug for the prankster in your family. Coffee makes many do it, so watch out for the kiss.

We don’t skinny dip we chunky dunk sign for your pool area. Also, would be good for decorating your lakefront home or even a garage.

Bluetooth Beanie Hat. Unisex, one-size fits most. Builtin speakers and microphone allow you to listen to music or use cellphone while keeping your head warm.

Himalayan Sea Crystal Salt Rock Lamp. Hand picked and hand-carved, making each one of them unique. Let this rock light up your night.

The Orb Levitating/ Floating Wireless bluetooth speaker is out of this world. It spins above its magnetic base, increasing 3D sounds around the room. Having bluetooth functionality, it pars easily with any smartphone or tablet.

This Rattan-Style outdoor cooler table includes all the items on your checklist.  Cocktail table?  Check! Drink cooler?  Check!  Sturdy Rattan construction?  Check!  You may have to sit on top of it to keep your friends’ hands off of the cold drinks!

Vector Robot with Alexa onboard. This robot is alive and engages with sight, sound, and touch. Through your wifi, it will control smart home devices such as thermostats, lights, and speakers. Ask it to take your photo or set your clock.