Gag Gift Canned Meat Combo Pack of 4- Creamed Possum, Armadillo, Dillo and Squirrel! Made with the freshest roadkill. Don’t let this gag gift gag you.

The Varram Pet Fitness Robot is an interactive tool for your pet. Set the controls and task parameters with the smart phone app, and let this entertain your dog while you are away. If will dispense treats along the way.

This RDX 4-6 Persons Hemlock Wooden Barrel Sauna utilizes a Harvia Sauna Electrical Heater and Sauna Stove for simplicity, yet comfort. Be sure to set it up properly – you wouldn’t want a time of relaxation to be interrupted by rolling down a hill.

A door mat for the neighbor that always seems to ring the bell at the wrong time. Use this mat and see what happens. Or better yet, set it out before the ex arrives.

This is the trifecto of flash drives. It has 32 GB of storage and can connect to your computer’s USB port, or your iPhone or Android. Keep your stored data secure with finger print or password protection. You even have 30 days to return it if you don’t like it. This might be a superfecto.

This bolt action pen is as cool as a pen can get.  It has a snazzy mechanical feel and a sleek bolt action that “loads” it.  Write slowly so you can show it off, but you will want to conceal it afterwards.

This Albert Einstein Paperclip Holder is as genius as the man it represents.  The magnetic bald head provides a good contact surface for the paperclip wig you are likely to create on it.  This is a great gift idea for an office or teacher friend.

There is nothing wrong with having a little confidence, even if you do not have the pythons that would make your sleeves fall off.