Nothing says, “I am ready to party,” like this “It’s on, motherfuckers!” wall mounted bottle opener.  Is your house vibe more frat party than dinner party? Then this is the bottle opener for you.

Nobody has a grill like this metal chrome skull wall mounted bottle opener.  Metal-heads, bikers, and warlocks, will all agree. Skulls are, and will always be, cool. Same goes for beer. Why not combine the two?  Literally, a no-brainer on this one.

Perfect for any cheese hog is this hedgehog cheese grater which will wow your dinner guests. Your friends never thought they could be jealous of a cheese grater. Your friends were wrong, and proving so is all too satisfying.

Just follow this cool Old Diner-Style Kitchen Sign and see what awaits at the dining table. If it happens to be good, too, then it is a win-win for everyone. Except the cook, who is probably tired of feeding everyone.

This illuminated keyboard is perfect for gamers and night time keyboard warriors. Every key on it has a light under it. It’s like Braille but with lights.

Wonder Machines Slow Dance Frame. If you want to give something unique, this is it. Give the phenomenon called persistence of vision to your valentine. Add a feather, leaf, flower, or anything else that will fit, and watch it dance in very slow motion within this frame.

Gag Gift Canned Meat Combo Pack of 4- Creamed Possum, Armadillo, Dillo and Squirrel! Made with the freshest roadkill. Don’t let this gag gift gag you.

Bamboo Wooden watch with a leather wristband. Lightweight, comfortable, and stylish.