This “My Bad” excuse pad was made for men. So, men, you might as well have some excuses already printed in which you can just check the appropriate boxes. Because you know it is your fault. Or give them to your partner and let them score you.

The Hot Stuff Gnome will draw attention to any porch, patio, garden, or favorite sitting space.  Watch out for this little fellow!  While most gnomes are unpleasant to the eyes, this little guy might just charm his way into your heart.

A must read book for parents, Toddlers are A-holes: It’s Not Your Fault, is a laugh out loud guide that reminds us that our little angels go through a period of being the most annoying creatures on the planet. Laugh your way through it and try not to cry.  Most of all, don’t make your little one cry while you are laughing out loud.  Because remember: sometimes they are a-holes.

WineOvation Electric Gun-shaped wine opener. Cordless and rechargeable, this is te perfect gift for the gun enthusiast and wine drinker in your life.

The KooWheel Electric Roller Skate is more fun than a skateboard and safer than a regular roller skate due to its self-balancing technology. Stand upright, go forward and backward, and then take a break while the battery gets a quick charge.  If you are bored with busting your ass on regular skates, you need to try these.

Enzo eBikes Electric Folding Aluminum Bicycle with Lithium-Ion Battery. Pedal awhile, coast awhile, then fold it up and put it away. Or carry it.

A penny for your thoughts? Well, this bank will give you a fart for your coins! This is a great gag gift for the ass on your list.

Colorful Dog Metal Sculpture will look good in any room in your house or office. You could name this dog Spot, but you won’t see him run. Well, there may be a run in the paint. Check out this beautiful metal dog statue art.