White teak wood round accent table for living room or bedroom. Unique and cool. No these are not cigarettes.

Donald Trump Chia Pet. You will like this so much, you will want to tweet about it every day.

Patriotic Gnome Décor available for all of your patriotic holidays. Made using high-quality material, the handmade plush gnomes have a soft felt plush nose and white fibre hat. The small gnome is filled with sand at the bottom to add weight, making it suitable to be placed nicely on any flat surface.

A penny for your thoughts? Well, this bank will give you a fart for your coins! This is a great gag gift for the ass on your list.

Crazy Aaron’s Thinking Putty Made in the USA and never dries out. Thinking Putty is stretchable, bounceable, and sculptable. The best part – it’s made with the help of exceptional individuals who are challenged with intellectual, physical, and other disabilities.

These Symphonized NRG Premium geniune wood noise-isolating headphones deliver a sweet sound, and include a microphone for convenient speaking.  They are available in three different sizes so you can find your comfort zone.  Forget the uncomfortable plastic ones, and give these stylish wooden ones a try today.

Dehydrated Water gag gift for the prepper in your life. Take this can with you on a camping trip with friends and see what they think!

The Original Moving Rorschach Inkblot Mask. This cool spandex mask temperature-sensitive to the heat of your breath. Manipulate the ink pattern with directional breathing.