Horror aficionados, never has drying your hands been so much fun! This blood-stained bath hand towel adds a touch of psychopathic class to any bathroom.

Morning Recovery Patent-Pending Hangover Prevention. Have a drink of one of these before your first alcohol drink, or in the middle of drinking, or right before you go to bed. The alcohol metabolizing enzymes detox the liver more quickly, which allows you to feel better faster.

There is nothing wrong with having a little confidence, even if you do not have the pythons that would make your sleeves fall off.

Donald Trump Chia Pet. You will like this so much, you will want to tweet about it every day.

Paws Aboard Pup Steps. Easy to install and easy to remove when not in use. These steps are strong, yet lightweight and have a non-slip surface.

Roasted Crickets (1/2 lb.) resealable bag. Raised and made in Portland, OR. Want alternative protein, amino acids, and B12 sources? These will do it, and you won’t even hear them chirp.

If you are into cool fashion, you will love this Guy Fawkes bronze mask made famous by ‘V for Vendetta’. It is stylish yet creepy, cool yet wicked, and can serve the purpose of the party all on its own.  No need for other attire, unless you just want to spiff it up a bit.  Otherwise, just sit it on a lighted novelty shelf so people have something to talk about.  If you don’t like the bronze, click on the link and check out the other available colors.

Call off the search!  You have finally found the perfect outdoor wicker daybed and ottoman.  Ok, so you may not have realized that’s what your life has been missing, but this rattan weave two piece is a great outdoor set. Plus, the colors have edgy names like Espresso, Peridot, and Mocha.  Pick a color that matches your indoor paint because you might want to sleep on this baby indoors.