This Leonardo da Vinci Catapult Kit will provide hours of fun and education to modelers and history lovers. An extra pair of safety glasses nearby might be a good idea.

A penny for your thoughts? Well, this bank will give you a fart for your coins! This is a great gag gift for the ass on your list.

Life has time and again shown us that the best ways to deal with our problems are with humor and wine. This set of four reusable wine caps will keep your wine and humor fresh with their durable design.   With amusing labels, like ‘rough day’ and ‘wine not?’ they will even work with the bottle upside down!

2.2L Water Filled Dumbell. Portable, easy to pack, for a workout where ever you may be. This eco-friendly water jug will give you a little over 5 pounds of weight to lift, and then 2 liters of water to drink afterwards.

Happy Pigs Pewter Salt & Pepper Shakers are the cutest pigs you will ever see.  Don’t hog the salt and pepper or your guests may squeal for you to pass them around.

This Rattan-Style outdoor cooler table includes all the items on your checklist.  Cocktail table?  Check! Drink cooler?  Check!  Sturdy Rattan construction?  Check!  You may have to sit on top of it to keep your friends’ hands off of the cold drinks!

See how long it takes co-workers to avoid you after they see your new Creepy Face coffee mug. This is weird! The guy in the photo looks like he is either holding his breath or needs to piss.

This bloody bath shower curtain is a necessity if you are planning to reenact your favorite horror movie, or if you just want to give your guests something else to think about while they are sitting on the toilet.  Have you ever looked behind a shower curtain while sitting on a toilet?  This one will make you look.