Subtle Butt Reuseable Gas Neutralizers will take care of smelly gas. Stick one in your pants and go have fun at the chili cookoff.

This “My Bad” excuse pad was made for men. So, men, you might as well have some excuses already printed in which you can just check the appropriate boxes. Because you know it is your fault. Or give them to your partner and let them score you.

Call off the search!  You have finally found the perfect outdoor wicker daybed and ottoman.  Ok, so you may not have realized that’s what your life has been missing, but this rattan weave two piece is a great outdoor set. Plus, the colors have edgy names like Espresso, Peridot, and Mocha.  Pick a color that matches your indoor paint because you might want to sleep on this baby indoors.

Enzo eBikes Electric Folding Aluminum Bicycle with Lithium-Ion Battery. Pedal awhile, coast awhile, then fold it up and put it away. Or carry it.

Go the F— to Sleep is a hilarious mock children’s tale that is definitely for adults only as it takes you on an expletive-filled journey through getting your little one to shut the hell up and pass out.  Get your little one to sleep, then read yourself to sleep with your very own bedtime book.

This Rattan-Style outdoor cooler table includes all the items on your checklist.  Cocktail table?  Check! Drink cooler?  Check!  Sturdy Rattan construction?  Check!  You may have to sit on top of it to keep your friends’ hands off of the cold drinks!

The Drak Soyouz Matt Sand helmet provides an eerie but interesting nostalgic look for bike riders. Watch heads turn as you cruise the highway in this mystic-looking brain saver.

21″ x 3.5″ Black Mammoth 48 Fat Spokes Front Wheel for Harley-Davidson Dual Disc. Wouldn’t you like to put these on your bike?