Colorado Inflatable Pontoon Boat is 9′ long and weighs 75 pounds. It’s portable, convenient, and durable. Get close to water with this nice little floater.

A witty coffee mug for the prankster in your family. Coffee makes many do it, so watch out for the kiss.

Donald Trump Chia Pet. You will like this so much, you will want to tweet about it every day.

A hand-blown glass carafe with oak stopper makes a statement when you pour water or wine.   Enjoy your wine, but don’t let the round stopper get away from you!  Certainly, do not try to serve it on a ping pong table.

Fishing, reading, and wine – all have a common theme: relaxation. Combine the three and you have this metal fisherman wine bottle holder.  This metal useful art piece comes complete with rod, pail, and what I would call a hardcover book. Wine not take a look?

This bloody bath shower curtain is a necessity if you are planning to reenact your favorite horror movie, or if you just want to give your guests something else to think about while they are sitting on the toilet.  Have you ever looked behind a shower curtain while sitting on a toilet?  This one will make you look.

Himalayan Sea Crystal Salt Rock Lamp. Hand picked and hand-carved, making each one of them unique. Let this rock light up your night.

This Rattan-Style outdoor cooler table includes all the items on your checklist.  Cocktail table?  Check! Drink cooler?  Check!  Sturdy Rattan construction?  Check!  You may have to sit on top of it to keep your friends’ hands off of the cold drinks!