Gag Gift Canned Meat Combo Pack of 4- Creamed Possum, Armadillo, Dillo and Squirrel! Made with the freshest roadkill. Don’t let this gag gift gag you.

Colorful Dog Metal Sculpture will look good in any room in your house or office. You could name this dog Spot, but you won’t see him run. Well, there may be a run in the paint. Check out this beautiful metal dog statue art.

With the Maxamilan Perpetual Faces Vase, location is not an issue.  Place it on your wall table or even on a corner table.  With the multi-sided facial print, it doesn’t matter which direction the faces face.

Happy Pigs Pewter Salt & Pepper Shakers are the cutest pigs you will ever see.  Don’t hog the salt and pepper or your guests may squeal for you to pass them around.

This very cool Dragon lamp emits enough ambient light to make your fantasy lover feel safe in the dark.  Ideal for a nightlight or just a conversation piece.

Just in case your wife gets sick for a few days, or a nation’s leader truly hits the wrong button.  Or just, just in case…..This emergency 30-day pantry pack food storage tote would even help get rid of the guests who arrive unexpectedly around meal time.

This 30-day supply MREs is a good start to keeping on the calories.

Have you always wanted a tattoo but was afraid of the commitment to it?  Here’s a chance to make a nice looking temporary one to see what it’s like.

Cut through pizza like an Olympic cyclist through city center gridlocks with this bicycle pizza cutter. Both of its stainless steel wheels cut through even the thickest crust, and it even comes with a kickstand for proud display in your kitchen.   Horn and basket sold separately!