This Archaic but cool wrist watch will have people beginning conversations while you are trying to eat your lunch. This is what you get when style, art, metal, electricity, and Frankenstein all come together….and wrap around your wrist.

Cutting pizza isn’t traditionally the manliest of activities… but that’s all about to change, thanks to this ax-shaped pizza cutter. Don your best flannel shirt, comb your moustache and get ready to chop

Handheld Inkjet Printer. Get it done where it is needed instead of printing and then bringing the paper.

Twister Pod 4 ft. x 6 ft. Tornado Storm Shelter. No, this isn’t a port-a-potty, unless you are in it during a storm and get the shit scared out of you.

Having this GIANT Swan pool float certainly beats a hard bench beside the water.  Sit on it, lay on it, jump on it, swim away.  Unfortunately, the model is not included.

Cowboys and dominatrices rejoice – finally your wild boot collection can be tamed! The Boot Butler Boot Rack hangs from your clothes rail and can hold 5 pairs of boots.  The boots keep their shape, and using the Boot Butler frees up closet space.  This should make you kick your heels together…unless they are already hanging.

While wine is a simple, elegant pleasure, keeping open bottles fresh has always been a pain. These silver stainless steel heart bottle stoppers will keep the vino in shape and glam up your fridge or rack.

Yellow-gold Grillz set. This is one size fits all, removable and reusable.