This Public Toilet Survival Kit will give you the courage to do your business when you are away from home. Kit includes a toilet seat cover, two antiseptic wipes, and one pair of disposable latex gloves. You are not in this alone.

Roasted Crickets (1/2 lb.) resealable bag. Raised and made in Portland, OR. Want alternative protein, amino acids, and B12 sources? These will do it, and you won’t even hear them chirp.

This suspicious looking briefcase is not loaded with loot from a bank heist. Pop it open and let the vinyl records of your collection start the party. It will even plug into your PC’s USB port. Multiple styles and colors available.

Donald Trump Chia Pet. You will like this so much, you will want to tweet about it every day.

Lester’s Fixins Outrageous Wild Crazy Unique Flavor Soda Sampler Pack. Pour me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Yep, these Made in the USA sodas are like food in a bottle.

I hate cats and this one already looks pissed off sitting in his Cowboy Kitty Cat Clothes. Maybe your cat will look a little cuter in it.

A hand-blown glass carafe with oak stopper makes a statement when you pour water or wine.   Enjoy your wine, but don’t let the round stopper get away from you!  Certainly, do not try to serve it on a ping pong table.

This Cannabis Cookbook is probably not something you would find in your grandmother’s kitchen. Have you ever wanted to cook with cannabis and not know how? After 144 pages of this book, you should have a few ideas.