Most people’s taxidermy art is a deer or elk or other wildlife hanging on the wall.  This flat-packed cardboard longhorn head taxidermy art is easy to assemble and makes a standout eye-catcher without the eye-watering price.  While there is no meat to eat from the longhorn, there are also not any meat processing fees.

This Schwinn Day Tripper Cargo trailer is lightweight, packable, and is designed to be towed by your pedaling power. Fold it up and put it away when you are done. Load it and hit the trail.

Need a wine bottle stopper?  Add Sir and Mrs. Perky novelty bottle stoppers to your wine cabinet and watch your guests’ faces the first time you use them.  Many men will know that drinking too much can lead to deterioration in performance, but not for this guy! Sir Perky is the corkscrew that can screw all night, no matter how much you have drunk. What a champion.  Mrs. Perky is not doing too badly either.

There are plenty of cute, soft dolls in the world, and then there are ones like this Domo 12.5″ plush doll. This foot-high, angry looking plush doll is a hardy companion great for warding off evil spirits or small annoying siblings.

You no longer have to force that last brew down or pour it out. Simply seal with a reusable beer saver cap, and finish it tomorrow.

PanelTech Wheel Tire Parking Boot Lock Lawn Tractor ATV RV Trailer Lock Anti Theft (2PCS). These locks are easily used to secure your lawn mower, ATV, or other toys with tires.

Tech Tools Hands Cellphone Holder. These helping hands will help out with a variety of cellphone brands and gaming devices. Lightweight, but heavy enough to securely hold your device. Perfect for a desktop.

A penny for your thoughts? Well, this bank will give you a fart for your coins! This is a great gag gift for the ass on your list.