White velvet sheep ottoman. It won’t move and you can’t clip its wool, but you can look at it, sit on it, or put your feet on it without it running away.

No one wants to be that guy holding up the roadtrip or stopping the dinner party because they’ve lost their keys or phone or wallet.  With the Tile Phone Finder, those days are over thanks to this neat, tiny Bluetooth-enabled tracker which you can attach to anything valuable and locate with the simple app.  And, it is a 4 pack, so use them as needed.

This bobblehead is custom made of polymer clay and will last a long time.  Choose from many themes.

Discover the power of natural magic and healing through herbs, flowers, and essential oils in this new guide to green witchcraft.

This bolt action pen is as cool as a pen can get.  It has a snazzy mechanical feel and a sleek bolt action that “loads” it.  Write slowly so you can show it off, but you will want to conceal it afterwards.

See how long it takes co-workers to avoid you after they see your new Creepy Face coffee mug. This is weird! The guy in the photo looks like he is either holding his breath or needs to piss.

Whatever, I’m late anyway!  This is the perfect clock for those who don’t keep up with time.  It’s also a perfect gift for a co-worker.

This finger-shaped USB flash drive is likely the only time you can give someone the finger and get away with it. With 8 GB of storage and a very low price, this finger is one you will want to take with you. Freak out your friends when you place into your computer.