This Rattan-Style outdoor cooler table includes all the items on your checklist.  Cocktail table?  Check! Drink cooler?  Check!  Sturdy Rattan construction?  Check!  You may have to sit on top of it to keep your friends’ hands off of the cold drinks!

This outdoor living kit can be used a studio cabin, garden house, or even a guest house. Two adults can easily assemble it in 8 hours, and it can be assembled as a mirror image to this pic.

Chop Sabers Chop Sticks are compact enough to carry in your pocket or purse, and cool enough to use in public. Be the light…er, life….of the party.

This bolt action pen is as cool as a pen can get.  It has a snazzy mechanical feel and a sleek bolt action that “loads” it.  Write slowly so you can show it off, but you will want to conceal it afterwards.

Nobody has a grill like this metal chrome skull wall mounted bottle opener.  Metal-heads, bikers, and warlocks, will all agree. Skulls are, and will always be, cool. Same goes for beer. Why not combine the two?  Literally, a no-brainer on this one.

This dual breakfast sandwich maker is perfect for knocking out breakfast for two at one time. Or maybe you just can’t decide which kind of sandwich you want, so you make one of each?

Never fumble with your phone or touch-sensitive earbuds again. The Chubby Buttons Bluetooth music remote features big buttons to control your tunes even when wearing gloves or mittens. It is waterproof and works with any smart phone or device. Wear it on your arm, or stick it to your shower wall.

Patriotic Gnome Décor available for all of your patriotic holidays. Made using high-quality material, the handmade plush gnomes have a soft felt plush nose and white fibre hat. The small gnome is filled with sand at the bottom to add weight, making it suitable to be placed nicely on any flat surface.