This is the trifecto of flash drives. It has 32 GB of storage and can connect to your computer’s USB port, or your iPhone or Android. Keep your stored data secure with finger print or password protection. You even have 30 days to return it if you don’t like it. This might be a superfecto.

Go the F— to Sleep is a hilarious mock children’s tale that is definitely for adults only as it takes you on an expletive-filled journey through getting your little one to shut the hell up and pass out.  Get your little one to sleep, then read yourself to sleep with your very own bedtime book.

Handheld Inkjet Printer. Get it done where it is needed instead of printing and then bringing the paper.

Biker Life USA You Would Be Loud Too T-Shirt. Biker enthusiast t-shirt with confident message. Have you ever really thought about how loud you might be? I haven’t either.

No Soliciting Sign. Large, funny, and all-inclusive. Great for your home or office.

Throw a match in the firepit and grab your cooler while you and friends watch the big game on this massive projector screen.  It stores away nicely in a bag when not in use.

Bestway 60022E SaluSpa Hawaii 71-Inch x 26-Inch 6 Person Outdoor Inflatable Hot Tub Spa with Air Jets, Pump, 2 Filter Cartridges, and Tub Cover. It’s portable, convenient, and warm for these cold nights.

When you need someone to listen, but aren’t ready for questions, this Plush “Silent” Pillow will make a great companion for those difficult times.  He is large enough to lean on, but quiet enough to listen.  All hugs are free and without judgement.