Go the F— to Sleep is a hilarious mock children’s tale that is definitely for adults only as it takes you on an expletive-filled journey through getting your little one to shut the hell up and pass out.  Get your little one to sleep, then read yourself to sleep with your very own bedtime book.

High Road StashAway Console Car Trash Can with Lid. Keep your car and the highways clean.

Just in case your wife gets sick for a few days, or a nation’s leader truly hits the wrong button.  Or just, just in case…..This emergency 30-day pantry pack food storage tote would even help get rid of the guests who arrive unexpectedly around meal time.

This 30-day supply MREs is a good start to keeping on the calories.

Fully functional 4″ Sundial compass. For use or display at home or in the office. A great fit someone with a nautical theme décor.

A must read book for parents, Toddlers are A-holes: It’s Not Your Fault, is a laugh out loud guide that reminds us that our little angels go through a period of being the most annoying creatures on the planet. Laugh your way through it and try not to cry.  Most of all, don’t make your little one cry while you are laughing out loud.  Because remember: sometimes they are a-holes.

If you are into cool fashion, you will love this Guy Fawkes bronze mask made famous by ‘V for Vendetta’. It is stylish yet creepy, cool yet wicked, and can serve the purpose of the party all on its own.  No need for other attire, unless you just want to spiff it up a bit.  Otherwise, just sit it on a lighted novelty shelf so people have something to talk about.  If you don’t like the bronze, click on the link and check out the other available colors.

This 14-in-1 Solar Robot should get your wheels turning.  Engineering, solar power, multiple formations, and it MOVES! It doesn’t get any better than this.

Vector Robot with Alexa onboard. This robot is alive and engages with sight, sound, and touch. Through your wifi, it will control smart home devices such as thermostats, lights, and speakers. Ask it to take your photo or set your clock.