Horror aficionados, never has drying your hands been so much fun! This blood-stained bath hand towel adds a touch of psychopathic class to any bathroom.

A witty coffee mug for the prankster in your family. Coffee makes many do it, so watch out for the kiss.

Most people’s taxidermy art is a deer or elk or other wildlife hanging on the wall.  This flat-packed cardboard longhorn head taxidermy art is easy to assemble and makes a standout eye-catcher without the eye-watering price.  While there is no meat to eat from the longhorn, there are also not any meat processing fees.

Snap on some Lego’s during your coffee break while you are trying to snap out of the sleep you so badly want. Put a message on the mug and see if the boss notices it.

Go the F— to Sleep is a hilarious mock children’s tale that is definitely for adults only as it takes you on an expletive-filled journey through getting your little one to shut the hell up and pass out.  Get your little one to sleep, then read yourself to sleep with your very own bedtime book.

This 10 lb bag of Natural Soy Wax should make a few candles for you, or water-proof a few thousand matches. I would rather make the candles.

No Soliciting Sign. Large, funny, and all-inclusive. Great for your home or office.

Watch out, Roomba!  The Enabot Ebo Interactive robot security camera travels around your floor space keeping an eye on everything. This creature monitors your creatures and provides video surveillance of your home. In addition to night vision and all the perks you’d expect from a security camera, this one will return to the charging station when it senses a low battery.