Go the F— to Sleep is a hilarious mock children’s tale that is definitely for adults only as it takes you on an expletive-filled journey through getting your little one to shut the hell up and pass out.  Get your little one to sleep, then read yourself to sleep with your very own bedtime book.

Tech Tools Hands Cellphone Holder. These helping hands will help out with a variety of cellphone brands and gaming devices. Lightweight, but heavy enough to securely hold your device. Perfect for a desktop.

Having this GIANT Swan pool float certainly beats a hard bench beside the water.  Sit on it, lay on it, jump on it, swim away.  Unfortunately, the model is not included.

There are times when only wine will suffice. For such times, no ordinary coaster can accompany your large glass of ‘medicine’.  The Vino Please Set of 4 Wine Coasters not only get bonus points for being natural and biodegradable for all Earth lovers, they give you something to read while you are sipping. Be careful not spill your drink while sipping and reading.

The Bell Rogue Half Street Helmet provides a lid for your head and some face protection, while also allowing the cool air in.  Throw on a pair of sunglasses, and be cool.  It is D.O.T. certified and has a skull print.  Be safe and cool.

This Public Toilet Survival Kit will give you the courage to do your business when you are away from home. Kit includes a toilet seat cover, two antiseptic wipes, and one pair of disposable latex gloves. You are not in this alone.

We don’t skinny dip we chunky dunk sign for your pool area. Also, would be good for decorating your lakefront home or even a garage.

Day Of The Dead Aqua And Purple Sugar Skull Coin Bank. This dude is hand sculpted and hand painted. Coins are easily removed when the plug is removed from the bottom.