Hamburger beanbag chair. Sharp, detailed print on this bag and will support the weight of an adult. Hold the pickles!

Need a wine bottle stopper?  Add Sir and Mrs. Perky novelty bottle stoppers to your wine cabinet and watch your guests’ faces the first time you use them.  Many men will know that drinking too much can lead to deterioration in performance, but not for this guy! Sir Perky is the corkscrew that can screw all night, no matter how much you have drunk. What a champion.  Mrs. Perky is not doing too badly either.

A penny for your thoughts? Well, this bank will give you a fart for your coins! This is a great gag gift for the ass on your list.

Patriotic Gnome Décor available for all of your patriotic holidays. Made using high-quality material, the handmade plush gnomes have a soft felt plush nose and white fibre hat. The small gnome is filled with sand at the bottom to add weight, making it suitable to be placed nicely on any flat surface.

Roasted Crickets (1/2 lb.) resealable bag. Raised and made in Portland, OR. Want alternative protein, amino acids, and B12 sources? These will do it, and you won’t even hear them chirp.

Glowbowl Motion Activated Toilet nightlight. Select from 7 LED colors with just the press of a button. Fits all toilets. Makes it so easy a man could do it.

Cut through pizza like an Olympic cyclist through city center gridlocks with this bicycle pizza cutter. Both of its stainless steel wheels cut through even the thickest crust, and it even comes with a kickstand for proud display in your kitchen.   Horn and basket sold separately!

In the days of hands-free everything, why not a hands-free umbrella? Perfect for fishing, gardening, walking dogs, or just having a drink while grilling. It has a 36″ diameter and folds.