This bolt action pen is as cool as a pen can get.  It has a snazzy mechanical feel and a sleek bolt action that “loads” it.  Write slowly so you can show it off, but you will want to conceal it afterwards.

Ever wanted to shower with Han Solo?  Now you can and I bet neither of you will tell.  May the force be with you as you enter your shower behind the Han Solo Carbonite Shower Curtain.

A must read book for parents, Toddlers are A-holes: It’s Not Your Fault, is a laugh out loud guide that reminds us that our little angels go through a period of being the most annoying creatures on the planet. Laugh your way through it and try not to cry.  Most of all, don’t make your little one cry while you are laughing out loud.  Because remember: sometimes they are a-holes.

Throw a match in the firepit and grab your cooler while you and friends watch the big game on this massive projector screen.  It stores away nicely in a bag when not in use.

Crazy Aaron’s Thinking Putty Made in the USA and never dries out. Thinking Putty is stretchable, bounceable, and sculptable. The best part – it’s made with the help of exceptional individuals who are challenged with intellectual, physical, and other disabilities.

A penny for your thoughts? Well, this bank will give you a fart for your coins! This is a great gag gift for the ass on your list.

Thinking Gorilla Listening to Music oil painting. This large 24″ x 32″ oil painting will be a nice looking and intersting wall décor for any room.

This 10 lb bag of Natural Soy Wax should make a few candles for you, or water-proof a few thousand matches. I would rather make the candles.