Minimize nighttime accidents when walking around the campgrounds by setting up your shelter using these light up tent stakes. They’re made from durable aluminum and come with 18 lumen LEDs that stay lit for up to 10 hours of continuous use.

Parents of picky eaters – we’ve got your back. You Have to F*cking Eat! is an adult-only novelty story that uses comedy and a healthy dose of profanity to ease your frustrations when your kid won’t eat anything but cereal or mashed potatoes.  Appease your child one more time, while you enjoy a fun read that will pick you up.

Bluetooth Beanie Hat. Unisex, one-size fits most. Builtin speakers and microphone allow you to listen to music or use cellphone while keeping your head warm.

The MagBand magnetic wristband is the perfect “extra hand” for the working man or woman. Keep your nails, screws, or bits close to your working hands instead of in your pocket. Or, wrap it around your belt and hang small tools from it.

Gag Gift Canned Meat Combo Pack of 4- Creamed Possum, Armadillo, Dillo and Squirrel! Made with the freshest roadkill. Don’t let this gag gift gag you.

No Soliciting Sign. Large, funny, and all-inclusive. Great for your home or office.

Water Balloon Launcher. There’s nothing like a good water balloon fight during a barbeque, and the team with one of these will be the winner. Launch the included balloons up to 500 yards.

Biker Life USA You Would Be Loud Too T-Shirt. Biker enthusiast t-shirt with confident message. Have you ever really thought about how loud you might be? I haven’t either.