Cut through pizza like an Olympic cyclist through city center gridlocks with this bicycle pizza cutter. Both of its stainless steel wheels cut through even the thickest crust, and it even comes with a kickstand for proud display in your kitchen.   Horn and basket sold separately!

Donald Trump Chia Pet. You will like this so much, you will want to tweet about it every day.

Discover the power of natural magic and healing through herbs, flowers, and essential oils in this new guide to green witchcraft.

Nobody has a grill like this metal chrome skull wall mounted bottle opener.  Metal-heads, bikers, and warlocks, will all agree. Skulls are, and will always be, cool. Same goes for beer. Why not combine the two?  Literally, a no-brainer on this one.

When your wife or girlfriend is away, and you just can’t sleep because you lost your snuggle buddy, this pillow may help. Ok, so it doesn’t look quite like her, but the room is dark and you are only trying to sleep.

Nothing says, “I am ready to party,” like this “It’s on, motherfuckers!” wall mounted bottle opener.  Is your house vibe more frat party than dinner party? Then this is the bottle opener for you.

Never fumble with your phone or touch-sensitive earbuds again. The Chubby Buttons Bluetooth music remote features big buttons to control your tunes even when wearing gloves or mittens. It is waterproof and works with any smart phone or device. Wear it on your arm, or stick it to your shower wall.

Hanging Cacoon Tent allows you to relax in comfort and feel a sense of freedom as you dangle above the ground. Enjoy the outdoors from indoors.