A penny for your thoughts? Well, this bank will give you a fart for your coins! This is a great gag gift for the ass on your list.

Hanging Cacoon Tent allows you to relax in comfort and feel a sense of freedom as you dangle above the ground. Enjoy the outdoors from indoors.

The Hand will prove to be a handy desk top item as it serves as a pencil, pen, and or cup holder – all at once and without getting blisters or complaining.  Never has a desktop pen holder been handier than this arty piece, which sits nearly 8 inches high and comes in 4 bright colors sure to break the ice with your colleagues. Managers do not like to give “high fives”.  Who cares?  You can have one sitting on your desk.

In the days of hands-free everything, why not a hands-free umbrella? Perfect for fishing, gardening, walking dogs, or just having a drink while grilling. It has a 36″ diameter and folds.

This “My Bad” excuse pad was made for men. So, men, you might as well have some excuses already printed in which you can just check the appropriate boxes. Because you know it is your fault. Or give them to your partner and let them score you.

Get your potato peeling and french fry cutting to the next level with this duo. The potatoes are peeled electrically and then you choose which set of blades you want to use for the french fry cutter. Want the potato peeled faster? Press the red button.

The Bell Rogue Half Street Helmet provides a lid for your head and some face protection, while also allowing the cool air in.  Throw on a pair of sunglasses, and be cool.  It is D.O.T. certified and has a skull print.  Be safe and cool.

Subtle Butt Reuseable Gas Neutralizers will take care of smelly gas. Stick one in your pants and go have fun at the chili cookoff.