Kitchen Gizmo Strap-N-Strain Clip-On Collander. This nifty little thing will fit any of your pots and converts them into a collander. Easy to use. Dishwasher safe. Saves space.

Brew House Beer Chillers. These are the Dad’s Edition and are engraved. Freeze the chillers and then slide them into the bottles and let them keep your drink cold.

Yellow-gold Grillz set. This is one size fits all, removable and reusable.

The Heated Razor by Gillette brings back the days of barbershop shaves. It heats up in 3 minutes, has a swivel head, and delivers a soothing shave. It’s also waterproof.

The Bell Rogue Half Street Helmet provides a lid for your head and some face protection, while also allowing the cool air in.  Throw on a pair of sunglasses, and be cool.  It is D.O.T. certified and has a skull print.  Be safe and cool.

Twister Pod 4 ft. x 6 ft. Tornado Storm Shelter. No, this isn’t a port-a-potty, unless you are in it during a storm and get the shit scared out of you.

This suspicious looking briefcase is not loaded with loot from a bank heist. Pop it open and let the vinyl records of your collection start the party. It will even plug into your PC’s USB port. Multiple styles and colors available.

A penny for your thoughts? Well, this bank will give you a fart for your coins! This is a great gag gift for the ass on your list.