This bolt action pen is as cool as a pen can get.  It has a snazzy mechanical feel and a sleek bolt action that “loads” it.  Write slowly so you can show it off, but you will want to conceal it afterwards.

PanelTech Wheel Tire Parking Boot Lock Lawn Tractor ATV RV Trailer Lock Anti Theft (2PCS). These locks are easily used to secure your lawn mower, ATV, or other toys with tires.

Enzo eBikes Electric Folding Aluminum Bicycle with Lithium-Ion Battery. Pedal awhile, coast awhile, then fold it up and put it away. Or carry it.

Dinner tables are the classic setting for family drama, but death? That’s a new one for us. This hilarious crime scene hot pot holder protects your table with the imprint of a victim.

Tech Tools Hands Cellphone Holder. These helping hands will help out with a variety of cellphone brands and gaming devices. Lightweight, but heavy enough to securely hold your device. Perfect for a desktop.

Cryptocurrenices like Bitcoin have made many people wealthy, and it’s not too late to join them. This book teaches the fundamentals of cryptocurrencies so you can safely invest in Bitcoin and others.

Himalayan Sea Crystal Salt Rock Lamp. Hand picked and hand-carved, making each one of them unique. Let this rock light up your night.

WineOvation Electric Gun-shaped wine opener. Cordless and rechargeable, this is te perfect gift for the gun enthusiast and wine drinker in your life.