See how long it takes co-workers to avoid you after they see your new Creepy Face coffee mug. This is weird! The guy in the photo looks like he is either holding his breath or needs to piss.

Bluetooth Beanie Hat. Unisex, one-size fits most. Builtin speakers and microphone allow you to listen to music or use cellphone while keeping your head warm.

Just in case your wife gets sick for a few days, or a nation’s leader truly hits the wrong button.  Or just, just in case…..This emergency 30-day pantry pack food storage tote would even help get rid of the guests who arrive unexpectedly around meal time.

This 30-day supply MREs is a good start to keeping on the calories.

PanelTech Wheel Tire Parking Boot Lock Lawn Tractor ATV RV Trailer Lock Anti Theft (2PCS). These locks are easily used to secure your lawn mower, ATV, or other toys with tires.

Don’t venture into the great outdoors without the world’s toughest ultralight survival tent! This reusable windproof and waterproof shelter is made from a tear-resistant, extra-thick HeatFlex Mylar that reflects heat outward or inward – making it ideal for both hot and cold climates.

This life-like Saw Mask is made of Environmental Friendly PVC and is non-toxic without any harm fto the body. It’s creepy to look at even here.

The Apple iPhone, watch and or pad aluminum charging stand is as stylish as it is functional.  Use it to keep all of your items in one location as they charge.  Use it as a functioning storage rack as you work.

Dehydrated Water gag gift for the prepper in your life. Take this can with you on a camping trip with friends and see what they think!