Give your little house dog some privacy with this pet teepee. Hopefully, he will not think this means he’s nomadic.

Are you the crazy cat lady in your neighborhood?  Need to destress?  Still love those pesky felines?  Look no further than this metal cat face wine stopper to cheer you on through a whole bottle in one sitting.

In the days of hands-free everything, why not a hands-free umbrella? Perfect for fishing, gardening, walking dogs, or just having a drink while grilling. It has a 36″ diameter and folds.

This Rattan-Style outdoor cooler table includes all the items on your checklist.  Cocktail table?  Check! Drink cooler?  Check!  Sturdy Rattan construction?  Check!  You may have to sit on top of it to keep your friends’ hands off of the cold drinks!

Bluetooth Beanie Hat. Unisex, one-size fits most. Builtin speakers and microphone allow you to listen to music or use cellphone while keeping your head warm.

Football season is almost over, but this ‘Merica Mullet Drinking Hat can still be worn around the house. Summer yard work will be more fun and results will be interesting. Keep it loaded.

Survival 16 in 1 MultiTool. This baby is small enough to fit in a glove box, purse, or back pocket, but big enough to tackle almost anything. It’s a hammer. It’s a hatchet. Pliars, knife, file, bottle opener, saw, and more.

The Dead Sea is famous for its saltiness and its beautifying mud. However, there is no need to leave the house to find out.  This Dead Sea Mud Mask – exfoliating, anti-aging, soothing, and other healthy adjectives all apply – will travel to you.