Nixon Men’s Rotolog Watch is certainly the watch of the future. Already worn by athletes and celebrities, this water-proof watch is priced for anyone’s budget.

I hate cats and this one already looks pissed off sitting in his Cowboy Kitty Cat Clothes. Maybe your cat will look a little cuter in it.

Cowboys and dominatrices rejoice – finally your wild boot collection can be tamed! The Boot Butler Boot Rack hangs from your clothes rail and can hold 5 pairs of boots.  The boots keep their shape, and using the Boot Butler frees up closet space.  This should make you kick your heels together…unless they are already hanging.

WineOvation Electric Gun-shaped wine opener. Cordless and rechargeable, this is te perfect gift for the gun enthusiast and wine drinker in your life.

This Schwinn Day Tripper Cargo trailer is lightweight, packable, and is designed to be towed by your pedaling power. Fold it up and put it away when you are done. Load it and hit the trail.

This We Do Not Have Wifi sign reminds me of how young people will sit beside each other and text instead of just talk.  Adults, too, for that matter.  Long gone are the days of handwritten letters, interesting conversations, and genuine “laugh out louds”.  Stamps will soon be a thing of the past.  Remember when they were only a few pennies?  It’s  okay to talk to each other – pretend it’s 1995.

The Hand will prove to be a handy desk top item as it serves as a pencil, pen, and or cup holder – all at once and without getting blisters or complaining.  Never has a desktop pen holder been handier than this arty piece, which sits nearly 8 inches high and comes in 4 bright colors sure to break the ice with your colleagues. Managers do not like to give “high fives”.  Who cares?  You can have one sitting on your desk.

Football season is almost over, but this ‘Merica Mullet Drinking Hat can still be worn around the house. Summer yard work will be more fun and results will be interesting. Keep it loaded.