Subtle Butt Reuseable Gas Neutralizers will take care of smelly gas. Stick one in your pants and go have fun at the chili cookoff.

Cut through pizza like an Olympic cyclist through city center gridlocks with this bicycle pizza cutter. Both of its stainless steel wheels cut through even the thickest crust, and it even comes with a kickstand for proud display in your kitchen.   Horn and basket sold separately!

Twister Pod 4 ft. x 6 ft. Tornado Storm Shelter. No, this isn’t a port-a-potty, unless you are in it during a storm and get the shit scared out of you.

Just follow this cool Old Diner-Style Kitchen Sign and see what awaits at the dining table. If it happens to be good, too, then it is a win-win for everyone. Except the cook, who is probably tired of feeding everyone.

The PawHut, a fleece-lined, comfortable little house for your small pet. The material is chew-proof, cozy, and has a heated floor.

You no longer have to force that last brew down or pour it out. Simply seal with a reusable beer saver cap, and finish it tomorrow.

Colorful Dog Metal Sculpture will look good in any room in your house or office. You could name this dog Spot, but you won’t see him run. Well, there may be a run in the paint. Check out this beautiful metal dog statue art.

Did you feed the dog? This little device easily helps one remember to take care of their fur baby with easy sliding color indicators. Includes adhesive back so you can stick on the wall. Hang it by the door and never forget to feed your dog again.