Kitchen Gizmo Strap-N-Strain Clip-On Collander. This nifty little thing will fit any of your pots and converts them into a collander. Easy to use. Dishwasher safe. Saves space.

Subtle Butt Reuseable Gas Neutralizers will take care of smelly gas. Stick one in your pants and go have fun at the chili cookoff.

Twister Pod 4 ft. x 6 ft. Tornado Storm Shelter. No, this isn’t a port-a-potty, unless you are in it during a storm and get the shit scared out of you.

This is the trifecto of flash drives. It has 32 GB of storage and can connect to your computer’s USB port, or your iPhone or Android. Keep your stored data secure with finger print or password protection. You even have 30 days to return it if you don’t like it. This might be a superfecto.

Hamburger beanbag chair. Sharp, detailed print on this bag and will support the weight of an adult. Hold the pickles!

Wonder Machines Slow Dance Frame. If you want to give something unique, this is it. Give the phenomenon called persistence of vision to your valentine. Add a feather, leaf, flower, or anything else that will fit, and watch it dance in very slow motion within this frame.

Razor Crazy Cart. 24 volt electric drifting machine has variable speeds and can reach speeds up to 12 mph.

Bluetooth Beanie Hat. Unisex, one-size fits most. Builtin speakers and microphone allow you to listen to music or use cellphone while keeping your head warm.