A hand-blown glass carafe with oak stopper makes a statement when you pour water or wine.   Enjoy your wine, but don’t let the round stopper get away from you!  Certainly, do not try to serve it on a ping pong table.

Patriotic Gnome Décor available for all of your patriotic holidays. Made using high-quality material, the handmade plush gnomes have a soft felt plush nose and white fibre hat. The small gnome is filled with sand at the bottom to add weight, making it suitable to be placed nicely on any flat surface.

Ask-hole. Is your office filled with people who constantly ask your opinion, but still do it their way? Yet, we have to help them, or they will think we are ass-holes.

This finger-shaped USB flash drive is likely the only time you can give someone the finger and get away with it. With 8 GB of storage and a very low price, this finger is one you will want to take with you. Freak out your friends when you place into your computer.

Cowboys and dominatrices rejoice – finally your wild boot collection can be tamed! The Boot Butler Boot Rack hangs from your clothes rail and can hold 5 pairs of boots.  The boots keep their shape, and using the Boot Butler frees up closet space.  This should make you kick your heels together…unless they are already hanging.

This Rattan-Style outdoor cooler table includes all the items on your checklist.  Cocktail table?  Check! Drink cooler?  Check!  Sturdy Rattan construction?  Check!  You may have to sit on top of it to keep your friends’ hands off of the cold drinks!

Fix, create, seal, and more – the creative and repairable possibilities are endless with Sugru Moldable Glue.  Patch up cables, recast knife handles, or plug that pesky leak in the shower.  With various colors to use, you will finish the task feeling somewhat like an artist.

PanelTech Wheel Tire Parking Boot Lock Lawn Tractor ATV RV Trailer Lock Anti Theft (2PCS). These locks are easily used to secure your lawn mower, ATV, or other toys with tires.