A witty coffee mug for the prankster in your family. Coffee makes many do it, so watch out for the kiss.

Nostalgia BSET300AQ Retro 3-in-1 Family Size Breakfast Station. Have a cup of coffee while cooking breakfast for the gang with this little guy. Multiple color options, easy to clean, convenient and fast.

This 14-in-1 Solar Robot should get your wheels turning.  Engineering, solar power, multiple formations, and it MOVES! It doesn’t get any better than this.

While wine is a simple, elegant pleasure, keeping open bottles fresh has always been a pain. These silver stainless steel heart bottle stoppers will keep the vino in shape and glam up your fridge or rack.

The Apple iPhone, watch and or pad aluminum charging stand is as stylish as it is functional.  Use it to keep all of your items in one location as they charge.  Use it as a functioning storage rack as you work.

Roasted Crickets (1/2 lb.) resealable bag. Raised and made in Portland, OR. Want alternative protein, amino acids, and B12 sources? These will do it, and you won’t even hear them chirp.

This bloody bath shower curtain is a necessity if you are planning to reenact your favorite horror movie, or if you just want to give your guests something else to think about while they are sitting on the toilet.  Have you ever looked behind a shower curtain while sitting on a toilet?  This one will make you look.

WTF Is My Password. This 160-page internet password logbook is the perfect gag gift for the one in your life who cannot remember their passwords. Please note that you may have to help them remember where they hid this book.