Need a wine bottle stopper?  Add Sir and Mrs. Perky novelty bottle stoppers to your wine cabinet and watch your guests’ faces the first time you use them.  Many men will know that drinking too much can lead to deterioration in performance, but not for this guy! Sir Perky is the corkscrew that can screw all night, no matter how much you have drunk. What a champion.  Mrs. Perky is not doing too badly either.

Cabin Porn: Inspiration For Your Quiet Place Somewhere. Rural escapes for those yearning for a simpler existence, by the creators of the wildly popular Instagram account Cabin Porn.

Unfu*k Yourself is a motivational book that helps you bypass all the excuses and opinions and others that may stop you from enjoying life to its fullest. Remove the road blocks and be successful.

These photos will certainly have people talking at your Halloween party as the eyes track them around the room.  Frames included.

The Heated Razor by Gillette brings back the days of barbershop shaves. It heats up in 3 minutes, has a swivel head, and delivers a soothing shave. It’s also waterproof.

Survival 16 in 1 MultiTool. This baby is small enough to fit in a glove box, purse, or back pocket, but big enough to tackle almost anything. It’s a hammer. It’s a hatchet. Pliars, knife, file, bottle opener, saw, and more.

I hate cats and this one already looks pissed off sitting in his Cowboy Kitty Cat Clothes. Maybe your cat will look a little cuter in it.

This bolt action pen is as cool as a pen can get.  It has a snazzy mechanical feel and a sleek bolt action that “loads” it.  Write slowly so you can show it off, but you will want to conceal it afterwards.