Parents of picky eaters – we’ve got your back. You Have to F*cking Eat! is an adult-only novelty story that uses comedy and a healthy dose of profanity to ease your frustrations when your kid won’t eat anything but cereal or mashed potatoes.  Appease your child one more time, while you enjoy a fun read that will pick you up.

LingTing Kalimba 17 keys Thumb Piano for kids and adults. This kalimba is a real musical instrument that will amaze you! It’s also handmade from quality components.

Drive your car as far as you can, then pull this set of wheels from the trunk. At only 66 pounds, this scooter folds to a compact size, has LED lights, a strong motor, and four wheels.

If you are into cool fashion, you will love this Guy Fawkes bronze mask made famous by ‘V for Vendetta’. It is stylish yet creepy, cool yet wicked, and can serve the purpose of the party all on its own.  No need for other attire, unless you just want to spiff it up a bit.  Otherwise, just sit it on a lighted novelty shelf so people have something to talk about.  If you don’t like the bronze, click on the link and check out the other available colors.

This very cool Dragon lamp emits enough ambient light to make your fantasy lover feel safe in the dark.  Ideal for a nightlight or just a conversation piece.

Cutting pizza isn’t traditionally the manliest of activities… but that’s all about to change, thanks to this ax-shaped pizza cutter. Don your best flannel shirt, comb your moustache and get ready to chop

Need a wine bottle stopper?  Add Sir and Mrs. Perky novelty bottle stoppers to your wine cabinet and watch your guests’ faces the first time you use them.  Many men will know that drinking too much can lead to deterioration in performance, but not for this guy! Sir Perky is the corkscrew that can screw all night, no matter how much you have drunk. What a champion.  Mrs. Perky is not doing too badly either.

There are plenty of cute, soft dolls in the world, and then there are ones like this Domo 12.5″ plush doll. This foot-high, angry looking plush doll is a hardy companion great for warding off evil spirits or small annoying siblings.