Are you the crazy cat lady in your neighborhood?  Need to destress?  Still love those pesky felines?  Look no further than this metal cat face wine stopper to cheer you on through a whole bottle in one sitting.

72-hour survival kit. This disaster prepardness kit will sustain two people for three days. It is a must-have for hikers, campers, travelers, and anyone else who wants to be prepared.

Harry Potter, who has proven to be as persistent as Elvis, lives on! This 7-book Harry Potter Trunk Collection makes a great gift for all Harry Potter fans.

Cowboys and dominatrices rejoice – finally your wild boot collection can be tamed! The Boot Butler Boot Rack hangs from your clothes rail and can hold 5 pairs of boots.  The boots keep their shape, and using the Boot Butler frees up closet space.  This should make you kick your heels together…unless they are already hanging.

Nothing says, “I am ready to party,” like this “It’s on, motherfuckers!” wall mounted bottle opener.  Is your house vibe more frat party than dinner party? Then this is the bottle opener for you.

The Drak Soyouz Matt Sand helmet provides an eerie but interesting nostalgic look for bike riders. Watch heads turn as you cruise the highway in this mystic-looking brain saver.

Ask-hole. Is your office filled with people who constantly ask your opinion, but still do it their way? Yet, we have to help them, or they will think we are ass-holes.

Gag Gift Canned Meat Combo Pack of 4- Creamed Possum, Armadillo, Dillo and Squirrel! Made with the freshest roadkill. Don’t let this gag gift gag you.