This Rattan-Style outdoor cooler table includes all the items on your checklist.  Cocktail table?  Check! Drink cooler?  Check!  Sturdy Rattan construction?  Check!  You may have to sit on top of it to keep your friends’ hands off of the cold drinks!

Parents of picky eaters – we’ve got your back. You Have to F*cking Eat! is an adult-only novelty story that uses comedy and a healthy dose of profanity to ease your frustrations when your kid won’t eat anything but cereal or mashed potatoes.  Appease your child one more time, while you enjoy a fun read that will pick you up.

Global Grub DIY Fortune Cookie Kit – Personalized Fortune Cookies Kit. Take charge of the future by building your own fortune cookies. Perfect for sending a surprise message to your date.

The Yeti and bottle openers have always had one thing in common – they are impossible to find when you’re looking for them. No longer! This abominably sturdy Yeti wall-mounted bottle opener will be there when you need it. Go wild.

Perfect for any cheese hog is this hedgehog cheese grater which will wow your dinner guests. Your friends never thought they could be jealous of a cheese grater. Your friends were wrong, and proving so is all too satisfying.

This outdoor living kit can be used a studio cabin, garden house, or even a guest house. Two adults can easily assemble it in 8 hours, and it can be assembled as a mirror image to this pic.

This little stress relieving ball gets it all out for you. It’s a little nasty, but beats the effects of stress.

So your game is smoking hot – what about your better half?  This steam-powered gaming cabinet would add a bit of mysticism to your game playing.   Imagine playing Madden NFL- not only is Tom Brady throwing with a hot hand, but the console is smoking, too!