• Large outdoor inflatable theater screen.
  • Temporary tattoo device
  • DIY fortune cookie kit
  • The Gillette heated razor.
  • Large Inflatable hot tub with jets
  • Canon smartphone compact printer
  • Fire breathing dragon lamp nightlight

Bolt Action Pen

This bolt action pen is as cool as a pen can get.  It has a snazzy mechanical feel and a sleek bolt action that “loads” it.  Write slowly so you can show it off, but you will want to conceal it afterwards.

$49.99

This bolt action pen is as cool as a pen can get. It has a snazzy mechanical feel and a sleek bolt action that "loads" it. Write slowly so you can show it off, but you will want to conceal it afterwards.

  • Twister Pod 4 ft. x 6 ft. Tornado Storm Shelter

    Twister Pod 4 ft. x 6 ft. Tornado Storm Shelter. No, this isn’t a port-a-potty, unless you are in it during a storm and get the shit scared out of you.

    $5.840.00

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  • Toddlers are A-holes: It’s Not Your Fault

    A must read book for parents, Toddlers are A-holes: It’s Not Your Fault, is a laugh out loud guide that reminds us that our little angels go through a period of being the most annoying creatures on the planet. Laugh your way through it and try not to cry.  Most of all, don’t make your little one cry while you are laughing out loud.  Because remember: sometimes they are a-holes.

    $9.65

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  • Black Waterproof Rain Boot Shoe Cover

    Black Waterproof Rain Boot Shoe Cover with reflector for camping, hiking, travel, rain days, winter, other outdoor experiences. Maybe it just gets deep at work, and you need them there?

    $15

  • Dead Sea Mud Mask w/ Brush

    The Dead Sea is famous for its saltiness and its beautifying mud. However, there is no need to leave the house to find out.  This Dead Sea Mud Mask – exfoliating, anti-aging, soothing, and other healthy adjectives all apply – will travel to you.

    $17.95

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  • Vino Please Set of 4 Wine Coasters

    There are times when only wine will suffice. For such times, no ordinary coaster can accompany your large glass of ‘medicine’.  The Vino Please Set of 4 Wine Coasters not only get bonus points for being natural and biodegradable for all Earth lovers, they give you something to read while you are sipping. Be careful not spill your drink while sipping and reading.

    $19.99

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  • This White Velvet Sheep Ottoman Needs a Good Shepherd

    White velvet sheep ottoman. It won’t move and you can’t clip its wool, but you can look at it, sit on it, or put your feet on it without it running away.

    $67

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  • Nixon Men’s Rotolog Watch

    Nixon Men’s Rotolog Watch is certainly the watch of the future. Already worn by athletes and celebrities, this water-proof watch is priced for anyone’s budget.

    $236

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  • Modway Siesta Outdoor Wicker Canopy Bed with Cover

    With the Modway Siesta outdoor wicker canopy bed, afternoon naps will never be the same! This outdoor canopy bed brings a Mediterranean vibe to your patio.  Adjust the cover to prevent falling asleep and waking up pink as a lobster.  Lie down, close your eyes, and listen closely, imagining  the waves crash at your feet.

    $878.00

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