• Large outdoor inflatable theater screen.
  • Temporary tattoo device
  • DIY fortune cookie kit
  • The Gillette heated razor.
  • Large Inflatable hot tub with jets
  • Canon smartphone compact printer
  • Fire breathing dragon lamp nightlight

Another Motivational Book! Go the F— to Sleep!

Go the F— to Sleep is a hilarious mock children’s tale that is definitely for adults only as it takes you on an expletive-filled journey through getting your little one to shut the hell up and pass out.  Get your little one to sleep, then read yourself to sleep with your very own bedtime book.

$12.35

Go the F--- to Sleep is a hilarious mock children’s tale that is definitely for adults only as it takes you on an expletive-filled journey through getting your little one to shut the hell up and pass out. Get your little one to sleep, then read yourself to sleep with your very own bedtime book.

  • A Handbook for Sh*t You Can’t Remember

    Have trouble remembering passwords and other things?  This unique logbook is the perfect place to record all the shit you can’t remember. Why do you need this? In the age of the hacker, this password keeper lets you create unique and difficult passwords for each website and log in with ease! Stop writing your passwords down on sticky notes and use this little book.

    $5.95

    via Amazon

  • Twister Pod 4 ft. x 6 ft. Tornado Storm Shelter

    Twister Pod 4 ft. x 6 ft. Tornado Storm Shelter. No, this isn’t a port-a-potty, unless you are in it during a storm and get the shit scared out of you.

    $5.840.00

    via Amazon

  • 30 Years of Album Covers

    This book of 30 Years of Album Covers will give you something to do for a year or two. Take a walk down music lane as you relive 30 years of history and evolution of music and album art.

    $15

    via Amazon

  • Did You Feed The Dog? This is a helpful reminder that your dog will love.

    Did you feed the dog? This little device easily helps one remember to take care of their fur baby with easy sliding color indicators. Includes adhesive back so you can stick on the wall. Hang it by the door and never forget to feed your dog again.

     

    $10

  • GIANT Teddy Bear – 6′ Tall!

    If you can bear owning a stuffed animal that is 6′ tall, this giant Teddy Bear might make a thoughtful gift  for your child or loved one. He’s big enough to hug, hide behind, or act as a sofa and even a bed.  He’s adorable enough to be a gift for your wife or daughter.  Imagine having to drive down the highway with this guy in the passenger seat!

    $159.99

    via Amazon

  • Very Cool Desk Lamp

    People will stop and stare when they see this thing sitting on your desk! Industrial, Contemporary, and plumbing all rolled into one very cool lamp.

    $49.63

    via Amazon

  • Plush “Silent” Pillow – Your Shoulder When You Need It

    When you need someone to listen, but aren’t ready for questions, this Plush “Silent” Pillow will make a great companion for those difficult times.  He is large enough to lean on, but quiet enough to listen.  All hugs are free and without judgement.

     

     

    $25.00

    via Amazon

  • Vitra Eames Elephant

    The Vitra Eames Elephant is a perfect addition for elephant figurine collectors.  Additionally, you can give your kid a break from electronics and let this be a true hands on toy.  Standing a foot and a half high and nearly three feet long, this is a perfect piece for indoor and outdoor fun.

    $330.00

    via Amazon