Handheld Inkjet Printer. Get it done where it is needed instead of printing and then bringing the paper.

See how long it takes co-workers to avoid you after they see your new Creepy Face coffee mug. This is weird! The guy in the photo looks like he is either holding his breath or needs to piss.

Watch out, Roomba!  The Enabot Ebo Interactive robot security camera travels around your floor space keeping an eye on everything. This creature monitors your creatures and provides video surveillance of your home. In addition to night vision and all the perks you’d expect from a security camera, this one will return to the charging station when it senses a low battery.

1/7 Scale AWD Supercar…that says enough. This remote controlled car reaches speeds of 100 mph and is over 2′ long! Hold on tight when drive, and when you buy!

Need a wine bottle stopper?  Add Sir and Mrs. Perky novelty bottle stoppers to your wine cabinet and watch your guests’ faces the first time you use them.  Many men will know that drinking too much can lead to deterioration in performance, but not for this guy! Sir Perky is the corkscrew that can screw all night, no matter how much you have drunk. What a champion.  Mrs. Perky is not doing too badly either.

This skull lamp has to be the coolest lamp ever. You only see it when it is turned “on” and it illuminates well. Eyes not included.

Cut through pizza like an Olympic cyclist through city center gridlocks with this bicycle pizza cutter. Both of its stainless steel wheels cut through even the thickest crust, and it even comes with a kickstand for proud display in your kitchen.   Horn and basket sold separately!

Creepy Cast Resin Phrenology Head Victorian Steampunk. Need I say more? This is a very cool gift idea and a conversational piece for your home or office. It’s free-standing, cold cast, and just stares at you.