Go the F— to Sleep is a hilarious mock children’s tale that is definitely for adults only as it takes you on an expletive-filled journey through getting your little one to shut the hell up and pass out.  Get your little one to sleep, then read yourself to sleep with your very own bedtime book.

This Rattan-Style outdoor cooler table includes all the items on your checklist.  Cocktail table?  Check! Drink cooler?  Check!  Sturdy Rattan construction?  Check!  You may have to sit on top of it to keep your friends’ hands off of the cold drinks!

Canon SELPHY CP1300 Compact Photo Printer with WiFi. This nifty portable printer includes paper and ink. You know the quality is great.

This Schwinn Day Tripper Cargo trailer is lightweight, packable, and is designed to be towed by your pedaling power. Fold it up and put it away when you are done. Load it and hit the trail.

The KooWheel Electric Roller Skate is more fun than a skateboard and safer than a regular roller skate due to its self-balancing technology. Stand upright, go forward and backward, and then take a break while the battery gets a quick charge.  If you are bored with busting your ass on regular skates, you need to try these.

This LED Camping Light with Ceiling Fan is a must-have for camping lovers like me who prefer to use a tent. The 2-in-1 fan and light combo helps with the heat, provides a quick LED night light and is battery powered.  Hang it from the tent ceiling and pretend you are at home.

The metal golfer wine bottle cover is a nice gift for the golfer in your family.  Sculpted with metal and small welds, this wine bottle cover is truly a decorative work of art, as well as a neat conversational piece for your home.   Grab a bottle of wine, but do not make much noise.  You must know the cardinal rule on a golf course is silence.

Wonder Machines Slow Dance Frame. If you want to give something unique, this is it. Give the phenomenon called persistence of vision to your valentine. Add a feather, leaf, flower, or anything else that will fit, and watch it dance in very slow motion within this frame.