Donald Trump Chia Pet. You will like this so much, you will want to tweet about it every day.

Cowboys and dominatrices rejoice – finally your wild boot collection can be tamed! The Boot Butler Boot Rack hangs from your clothes rail and can hold 5 pairs of boots.  The boots keep their shape, and using the Boot Butler frees up closet space.  This should make you kick your heels together…unless they are already hanging.

So your game is smoking hot – what about your better half?  This steam-powered gaming cabinet would add a bit of mysticism to your game playing.   Imagine playing Madden NFL- not only is Tom Brady throwing with a hot hand, but the console is smoking, too!

Fishing, reading, and wine – all have a common theme: relaxation. Combine the three and you have this metal fisherman wine bottle holder.  This metal useful art piece comes complete with rod, pail, and what I would call a hardcover book. Wine not take a look?

This bolt action pen is as cool as a pen can get.  It has a snazzy mechanical feel and a sleek bolt action that “loads” it.  Write slowly so you can show it off, but you will want to conceal it afterwards.

Enzo eBikes Electric Folding Aluminum Bicycle with Lithium-Ion Battery. Pedal awhile, coast awhile, then fold it up and put it away. Or carry it.

The Hand will prove to be a handy desk top item as it serves as a pencil, pen, and or cup holder – all at once and without getting blisters or complaining.  Never has a desktop pen holder been handier than this arty piece, which sits nearly 8 inches high and comes in 4 bright colors sure to break the ice with your colleagues. Managers do not like to give “high fives”.  Who cares?  You can have one sitting on your desk.

This Public Toilet Survival Kit will give you the courage to do your business when you are away from home. Kit includes a toilet seat cover, two antiseptic wipes, and one pair of disposable latex gloves. You are not in this alone.