Fully functional 4″ Sundial compass. For use or display at home or in the office. A great fit someone with a nautical theme décor.

Go the F— to Sleep is a hilarious mock children’s tale that is definitely for adults only as it takes you on an expletive-filled journey through getting your little one to shut the hell up and pass out.  Get your little one to sleep, then read yourself to sleep with your very own bedtime book.

2 lbs and 450 pieces of pebbles, stones, and rocks. Use them to light your Zen garden, or to illuminate your aquarium. They are also cool sitting in a vase on a counter.

Have trouble remembering passwords and other things?  This unique logbook is the perfect place to record all the shit you can’t remember. Why do you need this? In the age of the hacker, this password keeper lets you create unique and difficult passwords for each website and log in with ease! Stop writing your passwords down on sticky notes and use this little book.

Crazy Aaron’s Thinking Putty Made in the USA and never dries out. Thinking Putty is stretchable, bounceable, and sculptable. The best part – it’s made with the help of exceptional individuals who are challenged with intellectual, physical, and other disabilities.

Water Balloon Launcher. There’s nothing like a good water balloon fight during a barbeque, and the team with one of these will be the winner. Launch the included balloons up to 500 yards.

Just in case your wife gets sick for a few days, or a nation’s leader truly hits the wrong button.  Or just, just in case…..This emergency 30-day pantry pack food storage tote would even help get rid of the guests who arrive unexpectedly around meal time.

This 30-day supply MREs is a good start to keeping on the calories.

High Road StashAway Console Car Trash Can with Lid. Keep your car and the highways clean.