Bestway 60022E SaluSpa Hawaii 71-Inch x 26-Inch 6 Person Outdoor Inflatable Hot Tub Spa with Air Jets, Pump, 2 Filter Cartridges, and Tub Cover. It’s portable, convenient, and warm for these cold nights.

I hate cats and this one already looks pissed off sitting in his Cowboy Kitty Cat Clothes. Maybe your cat will look a little cuter in it.

Twister Pod 4 ft. x 6 ft. Tornado Storm Shelter. No, this isn’t a port-a-potty, unless you are in it during a storm and get the shit scared out of you.

The Drak Soyouz Matt Sand helmet provides an eerie but interesting nostalgic look for bike riders. Watch heads turn as you cruise the highway in this mystic-looking brain saver.

PanelTech Wheel Tire Parking Boot Lock Lawn Tractor ATV RV Trailer Lock Anti Theft (2PCS). These locks are easily used to secure your lawn mower, ATV, or other toys with tires.

A penny for your thoughts? Well, this bank will give you a fart for your coins! This is a great gag gift for the ass on your list.

This very cool Dragon lamp emits enough ambient light to make your fantasy lover feel safe in the dark.  Ideal for a nightlight or just a conversation piece.

This Albert Einstein Paperclip Holder is as genius as the man it represents.  The magnetic bald head provides a good contact surface for the paperclip wig you are likely to create on it.  This is a great gift idea for an office or teacher friend.