Snap on some Lego’s during your coffee break while you are trying to snap out of the sleep you so badly want. Put a message on the mug and see if the boss notices it.

The metal golfer wine bottle cover is a nice gift for the golfer in your family.  Sculpted with metal and small welds, this wine bottle cover is truly a decorative work of art, as well as a neat conversational piece for your home.   Grab a bottle of wine, but do not make much noise.  You must know the cardinal rule on a golf course is silence.

This display of ceramic flower vases with 8-tube display is the perfect choice for modern contemporary decor.  If you’re stylish enough to display single stems around your house, you’re stylish enough to order an item whose color choices include eggplant, pumpkin, and honeysuckle.  The vase also makes it simple to pick from you own flower bed and create your own arrangement…one flower at a time, if desired.

The Original Moving Rorschach Inkblot Mask. This cool spandex mask temperature-sensitive to the heat of your breath. Manipulate the ink pattern with directional breathing.

A penny for your thoughts? Well, this bank will give you a fart for your coins! This is a great gag gift for the ass on your list.

There are plenty of cute, soft dolls in the world, and then there are ones like this Domo 12.5″ plush doll. This foot-high, angry looking plush doll is a hardy companion great for warding off evil spirits or small annoying siblings.

This bloody bath shower curtain is a necessity if you are planning to reenact your favorite horror movie, or if you just want to give your guests something else to think about while they are sitting on the toilet.  Have you ever looked behind a shower curtain while sitting on a toilet?  This one will make you look.

This dual breakfast sandwich maker is perfect for knocking out breakfast for two at one time. Or maybe you just can’t decide which kind of sandwich you want, so you make one of each?